I know first dates are meant to be awkward, but this is a bit much…

Ok so you have read my previous posts you may know I’ve never had a boyfriend, but up until recently I’d also never been on a proper date (shock, horror!)

Anyway, I will get straight onto what happened at the super awkward drinks.

One of the first things my date says to me is ‘this may sound weird, but can you smell my cologne? I might have put on too much. It’s meant to have pheromones in it.’

Super weird.

Who, for starters, asks their date to smell them, and the secondly tells them they are wearing some stupid cologne that’s meant to make women fall all over you?!

After that incredibly awkward start the conversation is relatively normal for a while, until a few drinks in when he says the following:

  • He once got a super expensive gift for his sister, if he had of spent that much on a girl he liked instead he would have got ‘totally laid’
  • ‘men cannot be raped. You cannot force a guy to get aroused.’
  • ‘Have you done any illegal substances?’

He was also incredibly blunt in his attempts to flirt:

  • ‘what does you ideal guy look like?’
  • ‘Who is your celebrity crush?’
  • ‘Do you have a weird fetish – well not fetish but a weird attraction to something in a man that other people normally don’t have?’
  • ‘Being a pretty girl, I bet guys hit on you all the time’
  • ‘I like your dress’ (touches my arm) ‘where did you get it?’ (I know you don’t really give a damn!)

Given that I don’t have much experience in the dating scene (okay, none), maybe I should pass this off as nerves on his behalf – or a total lack of game?

He is chasing me for a second date – now I have to decide if I should give him a second chance (this will at least make me more used to going on dates), or aim higher and potentially be dateless for who knows how long…  what do you think? Let me know in the comments below.

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3 thoughts on “I know first dates are meant to be awkward, but this is a bit much…

  1. Oh wow… I’m not sure I myself would want to have a second date after that. However, I’m 17 and never had a boyfriend either so maybe I’m don’t have the bast advices in that area. Maybe he really likes you and wanted to impress you and it came out wrong who knows… ^^

  2. OMG girl…it sounds like this guy had a serious case of “speaking-his-mind-syndrome” coupled with a crippling dose of awkward pills…Considering this post is like a year old, no doubt you’ve moved on to greener pastures.. but just letting you know one guy I was ‘about’ to meet told me via Facebook that he liked to braid his ARMPIT hairs. My ovaries consequently shrivelled up and died…SO DON’T WORRY IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE.

  3. Hi, well i am brazilian, maybe you like know that, kkk a bit far. Don’t you write anymore? I like read, I suppose that who is reading is in one seemed situation, like me 😒 sometimes i think it’s fine, but my family and friends just keeping asking about it, in Brazil is horrible be shy, cause everyone look too sociable. Keeping writing 😙

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